What is the best asdfmovie joke?

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TomSka

Acum 3 luni

AKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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Written by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Edited by Elliot Gough (twitch.tv/thelovelystuff)
Research Assistance by Kai Newton (@KaiPie)
Data Analysis by Dr Simon Clark (@Simon Clark)
Web Development by Peter Reid ( ReidWeb)
Additional Art and Animation by Ben Smallman (@Wonchop) and Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
Appearances from Brian David Gilbert (@brian david gilbert), Devin Stone (@LegalEagle), and Tom Scott (@Tom Scott)
Writing Assistance by Eddie Bowley (@Eddache) and Ana Valens (www.dailydot.com/author/ana-valens/)
Music by Todd Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
Special thanks to Twitch Chat and Olly Thorn
The spreadsheet: www.kaggle.com/thomasridgewell/understanding-asdfmovie
CONTENT WARNING: Where to begin? Discussion and depictions of guns, death, suicide, violence, vore, kinks. This one’s got it all.
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TomSka
TomSka Acum 3 luni
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Regina Anderson
Regina Anderson Acum 4 ore
You are dead to me
Isaiahthebendyfan !
Isaiahthebendyfan ! Acum 9 Zile
Oh no the RSL virus has infected the one who created asdfmovie!
Dr. Eggz
Dr. Eggz Acum 29 Zile
Tom your awesome and I love your content, but no.
Kiên 2 Nguyễn
Kiên 2 Nguyễn Acum lună
Meme of the year
Cate_Roses_
Cate_Roses_ Acum 2 luni
NöOOØOOOOoOœOÒ
Jude Plus production
Jude Plus production Acum 41 minut
2020 done not end huh?
marxinator shztarvweqovlijxt
marxinator shztarvweqovlijxt Acum oră
lies. the future would be way better if he DIDN'T sponsor raid shadow legends
Zombie Chicken
Zombie Chicken Acum 6 ore
I've always assumed spreadsheets are just a cry for help..i mean otherwise ..why???
Creeper
Creeper Acum 6 ore
*future tomska:* slaps past tomska *past tomska:* oah
Creeper
Creeper Acum 6 ore
Can there be a 14th?
itsjustjava
itsjustjava Acum 6 ore
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't" He... he was... right.
꧁ Fluffytemmieowo ꧂
꧁ Fluffytemmieowo ꧂ Acum 7 ore
12:14 we didn’t have to quote him. He quoted himself
Katarina Babic
Katarina Babic Acum 7 ore
Id buy the card game butdont have the money i also planned to make a joke about it but no
Zac Santos
Zac Santos Acum 9 ore
When I saw the raid promotion I was like “pffh. Cod Warzone is better!”
Zero Gaming
Zero Gaming Acum 12 ore
A b c d e d GUN
Matthew Frydendall
Matthew Frydendall Acum 21 oră
my mouth tastes like teeth 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇
Kennede Mosley
Kennede Mosley Acum 21 oră
“Aww what type of dog is he” “He’s French” *WEUF*
StoneTheGamer
StoneTheGamer Acum o Zi
ngl this is the first time i ever sat through a entire raid shadow legends promo and didnt skip which means this is a great content maker as i skip through every promo
Ian Moura
Ian Moura Acum o Zi
i like the dark souls reference
Damián Blanco
Damián Blanco Acum o Zi
First time that i watch an entire sponsorship. Love it.
Cookie time 456
Cookie time 456 Acum o Zi
You got a gun
Furious Thunder
Furious Thunder Acum o Zi
I didn't know he made the asdf movie
Michael Cantor
Michael Cantor Acum o Zi
my fave is mine terrtal
Dylan Casas
Dylan Casas Acum o Zi
My favorite asdfmovie is WHO PARKED THERE CAR ON MY SANDWISH!
GavoPlayz
GavoPlayz Acum o Zi
i like the one where the guy is bout to squish the potato and the "trains gender guy" says I LIKE TRAINZ and crushes the potato and the guy and ive watched all series of asdfmovie
RosalinaDee
RosalinaDee Acum 2 Zile
Time counter: 4 Corner (Ad in:): 4 seconds
Korbin St-Onge
Korbin St-Onge Acum 2 Zile
I love everyone of the asdf movies
Alex Wong
Alex Wong Acum 2 Zile
Damn, the joke actually worked
Mr. Pizza
Mr. Pizza Acum 3 Zile
What is the URL of the website? 18:24
Raina Dat Kween
Raina Dat Kween Acum 3 Zile
Here are my favorites: “There’s something on your face! IT WAS PAINNN!!” “Hey you know who’s gay? Yo-” *gets run over by a train* “I’m gonna do an internet!” “Well I’m gonna do a book..oh.” “Wait! Don’t jump!” “Okay, now jump!” “The science show!” “PIANOS!” “Kitten fight!” “No wait I’m allergic to adorableness!! Aw...” *dies* “It’s a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode” “HEY STEVEN” *explodes* “Hey you know who’s gay?” “Us.” *The one where a guy punches someone’s salad.* *The pointless button* “GIANT FLYING SHEEP!!” “Those are clouds.” “THROW THE CHEEEEESE!!!”
Νικος Σακελλαριδης
Νικος Σακελλαριδης Acum 3 Zile
You got fat
iunA
iunA Acum 3 Zile
« What, why, how? » IT’S JUST FUN, I DONT SEE ANYTHING ELSE...
Ryu Souba
Ryu Souba Acum 3 Zile
time to unsubscribe another good channel
Ryu Souba
Ryu Souba Acum 15 ore
Basically
CartoonishIdealism
CartoonishIdealism Acum 17 ore
Why? Because of a 2 minute ad that you can easily skip? I honestly don’t get the issue. Do you hate content makers so much that you A. Don’t want them to get money by accepting sponsorships and B. Unsubscribe when they try to make a living?
Henrik Hunfeld
Henrik Hunfeld Acum 3 Zile
WHO the fuck gives this Video a dislike?!
the ants gaming channel
the ants gaming channel Acum 3 Zile
"sounds kinda stupid" " no its not"
The robloxian otter
The robloxian otter Acum 4 Zile
I'm on my way! Im on my way! I'm on my way to eat your skin! 🌼
The robloxian otter
The robloxian otter Acum 4 Zile
Telephone Robbery and You're not going to grow up are the best ones.
Chilldude
Chilldude Acum 4 Zile
A super duper funny movie Did you do something like dead meat
CULLEN WESSEL
CULLEN WESSEL Acum 4 Zile
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Michael Catford
Michael Catford Acum 4 Zile
First raid shadow legends ad I haven’t skipped
elite full auto defender
elite full auto defender Acum 4 Zile
8:47 turtles can do everything and know everything
Test_ Fujiwara
Test_ Fujiwara Acum 5 Zile
I don’t ever remember the last one
Chris Cruz
Chris Cruz Acum 5 Zile
i love the dark souls shirt
Eduardo Lerio
Eduardo Lerio Acum 5 Zile
Oh a knife! My favorite!
The Ultimate Potato-Boss
The Ultimate Potato-Boss Acum 5 Zile
the girl that got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear...? *i-*
JoeBossMan 31
JoeBossMan 31 Acum 5 Zile
He took explaining jokes to the next level
ShyguyisRyguy
ShyguyisRyguy Acum 5 Zile
Not RAID
Opensesameme555
Opensesameme555 Acum 6 Zile
My favorites are, you’re fired. You can’t fire me I quit you can’t quit I quick you can’t quit you’re a frog you can’t frog me you’re my wife I’m not your wife you’re my wife hi honey how was work pretty good but I quit my job you can’t quit you’re fired! AHHHHH.!!!!! And high five, hundred! NOoOoOoOooOoOoOoo
George Hersant
George Hersant Acum 6 Zile
Are you well Thomas?
Tahera Nargis
Tahera Nargis Acum 6 Zile
2m
Andrew Van Tonder
Andrew Van Tonder Acum 6 Zile
I didn’t realise how dark asdf was....
Diamond Davey
Diamond Davey Acum 6 Zile
Future Tomska: you didn't promote raid shadow legends Me: umm... HUNTER I NEED YOU!
Meem Mahn
Meem Mahn Acum 6 Zile
piano guy died? he was still talking after the piano fell
Barron Dickson
Barron Dickson Acum 6 Zile
My 2 fav (Ican't choose): "honey, why is the baby on fire" -"Buy me more jewelry" "hey buddy look over here, hahaha now your blind"
Knine Nights
Knine Nights Acum 6 Zile
My favorite is the suicidal muffin. All of them. Admittedly partially because of the song but mostly......wow I need to talk to my therapist more.
Defeated Tooth58
Defeated Tooth58 Acum 7 Zile
Huh, Guess He Was Wrong. 2021's Here Wait... What's That Black Thing In The Sky?
Victor Schollaert
Victor Schollaert Acum 7 Zile
Comment il sait qu'il y as des francophones mdrr
Ethan Alvarado
Ethan Alvarado Acum 7 Zile
"Butterflies are harmless?" "Not this one" "This one'll bang your wife" *"True story don't wanna talk about it"* *what*
OwenR08
OwenR08 Acum 7 Zile
the three card games of the universe muffin time waffle time marshmallow tome
the puppet
the puppet Acum 7 Zile
I am from 2021 2020 end
Xplayer76
Xplayer76 Acum 7 Zile
12:13 "Murder is great" You really do need to see a therapist
UnknownRager96
UnknownRager96 Acum o Zi
do you know what the song is here?
MegaPoxford gaming
MegaPoxford gaming Acum 7 Zile
This Turns from a pie chart into a decent into madness very fsst
Gacha Brian
Gacha Brian Acum 8 Zile
My favorite one is No don’t jump Okay jump now
Evan smith
Evan smith Acum 8 Zile
Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons....
Alex Nielson
Alex Nielson Acum 8 Zile
Keeps me observably well fed Lolz
Owen
Owen Acum 8 Zile
Best joke ever Tom. Good job. You have created the perfect joke.
Owen
Owen Acum 8 Zile
16:07 I’ll never see Charlie and The Chocolate factory the same again
Owen
Owen Acum 8 Zile
I know this is dark, but I would find it hilarious if I was in a graveyard and someone’s last words were “What’s that Mr Gun? You want to see inside my ear?”
(S)-Riley Dunn
(S)-Riley Dunn Acum 8 Zile
Yoo LegalEagle crossover episode
Pspctv.1
Pspctv.1 Acum 8 Zile
The butt one is literally my favourite aswell. Never mind 😔
Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray Acum 9 Zile
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesnt" That aged well
- TheHunter -
- TheHunter - Acum 9 Zile
"Your getting mugged kid" "No, your getting mugged!" "NGH how the hell does that even work?!"
Lozzo H
Lozzo H Acum 8 Zile
no u
Da Time
Da Time Acum 9 Zile
My favorite line is the Ill come back later
MrMisterMinister
MrMisterMinister Acum 9 Zile
I like the guy says he's scared of flashbacks.
Malakhi Garcia
Malakhi Garcia Acum 10 Zile
Tomska: gets a sponsor from raid shadow legends. Me: oh no he’s been infected
BENJAMIN THOMAS
BENJAMIN THOMAS Acum 10 Zile
asdfmovie is god there is not anything wrong about it.
xlolox LAB
xlolox LAB Acum 10 Zile
The science shoooow! - Piano! - Who's idea was this?
Henry_white
Henry_white Acum 10 Zile
Suicidal murder lol
Damián
Damián Acum 10 Zile
*And now my each favorite sketch from each ASDF video:* *ASDF 1:* "I got your nose" (*I liked:* "Tree powers") *ASDF 2:* "Pie pie flavor" (*I liked:* "I like trains" (classic), "Not today", "I like trains 2", "Desmond the bear" & "I like trains 3") *ASDF 2 deleted scenes:* "Car parked over a sandwich" (*I liked:* "Milk spilled" & "Feed me paper") *ASDFMITE:* "Have you seen my pony?" (*I liked:* "Marmite, what are you doing?") *ASDF 3:* "There's not dog there....... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (*I liked:* "I'm your sandwich", "Don't even think about it", "I'm punching your salad 1, 2 and 3 :P" & "Checkout my new camera") *ASDF 4:* "This is a robbery" (Here was hard *I liked:* "I'm gonna do...", "Well, I stole your face", "You can't tell me what to do", "I'm a Stegosaurus :D", "I wanna go to the moon!" & "No, you getting mugged") *ASDF Skyrims:* "Train warrior vs Dragon" *ASDF 5:* "And now: Ducks" (*I liked:* "It's just me, you and the moon", "Muffins" & "Being random") *ASDF 6:* "You'll never take me alive!!" (*I liked:* "Knock knock!", "Carrots are good for the eyesight", "A ppupy with a knife?", "Everybody do the flop", "What are you drawing?" & "You're a nerd!") *ASDF 7:* "Color mode: On" (Both of them why not? XD) (*I liked:* "The suicide Muffin", "This is a really good idea", "The suicide Muffin 2", "You're fat!", "Desmond the moon bear 2" & "Turn that frown upside down" *ASDF 7 deleted scenes:* "Suzie and the Stegosaurus" (*I liked:* "Larry's intervention", "Have you seen the baby?" & "Brain cancer with pineapples") *ASDF 8:* "You're adopted" (*I liked:* "A cow pretending to be a man", "Afraid of backstories", "The suicide Muffin 3", "A cow pretending to be a man 2", "Would you like to see a magic trick?", "Look at the baby", "A cow preteding to be a man 3") *ASDF 9:* "His name is David" (I liked: "I'm Hungry" & "I like trains 4") *ASDF 10:* "Beep beep I'm a sheep - Song version" (*I liked:* "Killer ball", "I wish I could fly!", "Beep beep I'm a sheep" & "Meow meow I'm a cow") *ASDF 11:* "It's a hearing aid!" (*I liked:* "What's the magic word?", "Is this your car?", "Your girlfriend is single?, "Award for best sarcasm" & "I'm a doctor of psychology") *ASDF Muffin time:* "Time of death: Muffin time" (Lol) *ASDF 12:* (I love the anime intro and the lyrics too :D) "Can people fly?" (*I liked:* "I'm on my way to eat your skin", "Did somebody say waffles?", "Your wish is stupid" & "Jerry's unappropriate reactions") *ASDF 12 deleted scenes:* "A -cow- man who does crime" (*I liked:* "Oh God, duck!") *ASDF 13:* "I still alive! 7-7" (*I liked:* "Hi five, hundred", "Are you ready to die?", "French dog", "When I grow up", "That's my boy" & "You're an idiot") *My favorites ASDF sketches of all goes to:* "This is a robbery" (ASDF 4), "Color mode: On 1 & 2" (ASDF 7), "Suzie and the Stegosaurus" (ASDF 7 deleted scenes), "You're adopted" (ASDF 8), "Beep beep I'm a sheep - Song version" (ASDF 10), "It's a hearing aid!" (ASDF 11), "Can people fly?" (ASDF 12) & "I still alive! 7-7" (ASDF 13) What? Only 1? *Well:* "Suzie and the Stegisaurus" (ASDF 7 deleted scenes) cause it's random XD Anyway I enjoyed every sketch, but these ones were my favorites at all! :D *Thanks TomSka!*
JPlayzX01 // Propcouti Studios
JPlayzX01 // Propcouti Studios Acum 11 Zile
9:16 Man I remember when spamming the letters "kys" (kill yourself) was very popular in youtube comments back in 2016, if people didn't like each other for some stupid reason. Glad we put a stop to that.
Natasha Eliot
Natasha Eliot Acum 11 Zile
The jokes where the punchline is 'gay' are the worst ones.
Just a guy who’s a frog for fun
Just a guy who’s a frog for fun Acum 9 Zile
The “you know who’s gay.... us” is really funny though
vyr CZ
vyr CZ Acum 11 Zile
The butt sketches are my favourites tbh
ktchoco
ktchoco Acum 11 Zile
Oh did this guy just explained his jokes?
Laughter Dawg
Laughter Dawg Acum 11 Zile
If there’s an ASDF movie 14, can there be A secret story hinting at the end of the series?
SquirrelNut Gaming
SquirrelNut Gaming Acum 11 Zile
Larry! What? Larry!!
B Gacha
B Gacha Acum 11 Zile
Wait what in America the super hero one isn't murder? Here it is because we could have helped also the reason why you can't tell anyone about your suicide because the people you tell could have stopped you or something. Edit: With here I mean The Netherlands
chan jet
chan jet Acum 11 Zile
WOW CIRCLE
Respect DaBirb
Respect DaBirb Acum 11 Zile
I'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way to eat your skin dun
Respect DaBirb
Respect DaBirb Acum 11 Zile
I like trains kid Vs thanos Ik who'd win
Respect DaBirb
Respect DaBirb Acum 11 Zile
ooo how does 2020 end It doesn't
The fox in the sky
The fox in the sky Acum 12 Zile
This is what happens when Tom forgets to take his medicine.
Lil POG
Lil POG Acum 12 Zile
No raid has taken Tom D:
MrStickGuy
MrStickGuy Acum 12 Zile
My favourite is "Catch it son!" "I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it!" *squash*
Datepigeon
Datepigeon Acum 12 Zile
... I loved the vore sketches until I found out they were vore. Then I was disgusted. Then I asked myself some hard questions. Then I did a quick Google search. Then I set my computer on fire. Still love the sketches tho.
TheYolocast
TheYolocast Acum 12 Zile
I'm glad that the but jokes were the bottom 5.
Caleb Cohan
Caleb Cohan Acum 12 Zile
When 1/7 of the entire world has watched your videos and you still only have 6 million subs
Keri Searl
Keri Searl Acum 12 Zile
My fave joke is probably: Oh God, we all need therapy
ellaAngel smith
ellaAngel smith Acum 13 Zile
"Aw look a puppy" "Ah, careful honey he has a knife" "Oh what no no I don't"
Little Ender
Little Ender Acum 12 Zile
Lol I understand
SEMCouncils
SEMCouncils Acum 13 Zile
.....the finall joke was rubbish
ECHO
ECHO Acum 13 Zile
When i get hit by my gf 2:44
Saffron Leriger
Saffron Leriger Acum 13 Zile
tomska: so what r u talking about? future tomska: *slap* *slap* *slap*
Nimbus Shadow-Wings
Nimbus Shadow-Wings Acum 13 Zile
farting butt 4 was actually one of my favorites
Tim The Tortilla
Tim The Tortilla Acum 13 Zile
3:35 *_what do you mean "true story," Tom?_*
Team Lacky
Team Lacky Acum 13 Zile
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't." "Sounds bout right"
BradyAUS // The Cave System Episode One
BradyAUS // The Cave System Episode One Acum 5 Zile
“Yah, that scans.”
Theesl
Theesl Acum 10 Zile
it did but the chaos didn't
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